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Shalom, motherf*ckers

shitmystudentswrite:

Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.

Academy award winner, Matt Damon… who we’re going to cut out of the movie. - Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Special

gingerhaze: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. ok so now I demand animated Sherlock spinoff give it to me

gingerhaze:

not-quite-normal:

So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans!

Poor John did not think this through.

ok so now I demand animated Sherlock spinoff

give it to me

ibeggedformercytwice: This is how all their future cases should go down like. »

ibeggedformercytwice:

This is how all their future cases should go down like. »

(Source: jigglykat)

gallifreyorbust: sol-shine: #wait this one’s not a redhead, this one’s not mine, why is this kid putting jelly on our toast Source: peppermintuniverse #I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children. #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there All of those tags I can’t I laughed so hard it hurt.

gallifreyorbust:

sol-shine:

#wait this one’s not a redhead, this one’s not mine, why is this kid putting jelly on our toast

Source: peppermintuniverse #I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children. #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there


All of those tags I can’t

I laughed so hard it hurt.

(Source: spumonis)

animalstalkinginallcaps: JENNIFER? JENNIFER, ARE YOU DEAD? OKAY, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES. IT’S A LITTLE LATE NOW, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. PLENTY OF PEOPLE FAIL THE BAR EXAM. TWICE. I KNOW THIS MAKES ME KIND OF A DICK BUT I’M GOING TO FORGE A WILL LEAVING ALL YOUR YARN TO ME. I CAN’T HELP IT, I LOVE THAT STUFF. TOTALLY EATING THE FISH TOO. I’LL DELETE YOUR BROWSER HISTORY, THOUGH. BECAUSE WE WERE FRIENDS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

JENNIFER? JENNIFER, ARE YOU DEAD?

OKAY, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES. IT’S A LITTLE LATE NOW, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. PLENTY OF PEOPLE FAIL THE BAR EXAM. TWICE.

I KNOW THIS MAKES ME KIND OF A DICK BUT I’M GOING TO FORGE A WILL LEAVING ALL YOUR YARN TO ME. I CAN’T HELP IT, I LOVE THAT STUFF. TOTALLY EATING THE FISH TOO. I’LL DELETE YOUR BROWSER HISTORY, THOUGH. BECAUSE WE WERE FRIENDS.

harrypotterconfessions:  I prefer Lily and James, to Snily actually. They were two of a kind: Lily was a cold, heartless bitch and James was a douche bag. They deserved each other. I hate that Lily hurt Sev so much, but, honestly, he could have done better. graphic submitted. LMFAO Snape stans are priceless.

harrypotterconfessions:

 I prefer Lily and James, to Snily actually. They were two of a kind: Lily was a cold, heartless bitch and James was a douche bag. They deserved each other. I hate that Lily hurt Sev so much, but, honestly, he could have done better.

graphic submitted.

LMFAO Snape stans are priceless.